FLOORBALLAHOLIC! Hee hee. So fun to say it! I tried saying it many times over and got really confused after a while.
There are 4 funny conversations that happened during intra-school floorball that I remember so vividly.
Jun Long: I want a doughnut
Me: Okay, I take for u ah.
Jun Long: Okay.
Me: As in I use my hands.
Jun Long: Oh. Erm, you washed your hands already?
Me: Yeah… (very matter of factly tone)
Jun Long: Okay, I believe u.
Me: looks at hand I finds that there are black rubber bits from the field on my hand. Calmly puts hand behind back as Jun Long takes out his money to pay, hoping he didn’t see a thing.
Me: Justin, do you wanna buy a doughnut? Buy la, buy la.
Justin: Walks towards huizhen and I. Kelly follows behind. Don’t want.
Kelly: Wo yao. Got what flavours?
Huizhen and I: Oh there’s chocolate and banana, cinnamon… strawberry. The chocolate and banana is very nice. People say its nice to eat. You want?
Kelly: Wo yao na ge strawberry de. Points and smiles.
Me: Holds on to box of strawberry with lid open. Laughs uncontrollably and fails miserably to hide laughter.
Kelly: How much?
Huizhen: One fifty.
Me: Okay, take a plastic bag and choose which one you want.
Kelly: Picks at stack of plastic bags about 5 times before managing to finally pick one out.
Me: Laughs uncontrollably again.
Kelly: Chooses doughnut.
Me: You will smudge the cream if you put it in a plastic bag.
Kelly: Nehmind.
Xianhui: Walks into floorball court breathless. 1 kg of sugar!
Mer: Huh?
Me: He said ‘1 kg of sugar’. There’s a team called ‘1 kg of sugar’.
Mer: OH MY GOD! I wondered what he was talking about. I thought he said after he played floorball, it feels as if he lost 1 kg of sugar.
Me: WHAT?!
Both of us: Laugh non-stop.
Me: Hey, why are you all leaving already? We still have lots of benches to carry you know? Samuel: Cus we have to follow the juniors to buy sticks.
Me: Oh. Eeyer, then make us girls carry everything ah?
Samuel: Oh sorry la. Samuel, Sukiat and some other guys and I walk down the canteen stairs and realize the juniors are already leaving towards to main gate.
Samuel: They are lefting already?
Me: What? Oh my goodness. They are leaving la!
Sukiat: We are righting.
It was such an ironic scenario yesterday. The seniors and juniors were trying to play basketball yesterday. Meanwhile, on the other side of the court, basketballers were trying to play floorball. Notice I said trying. Hahaha.
Sometimes, things are so complicated, absurd, unimaginable. Hi Play.
Sometimes, you give me the knowing look. Hi Know.
Sometimes, I’d rather be on my own. Hi World.